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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Filed Under: animals (978),  religion (552)
Posted: 12/01/08

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There's no way Noah was a black man.

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Satan is a Capricorn.

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The Bible was written by Jesus' friends.

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Bill Santiago discusses God's good grace.

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Dr. Pepper intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car.

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D.C. Benny - German Shepherd

Being Jewish and owning a German Shepherd is not a good mix.

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Adjectives describe people, places and things.

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Vernon Chatman just had a birthday -- 28 months ago.

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Rob Weinstein - Camping

It is hard to tell if a rodent is Irish in the dark.

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Views: 1,335