I was dating this girl; she's like, 'Mike, you look so much like a cop, why don't you just become a cop?' I'm like, 'I respect the police, I just couldn't wear a uniform to...
Some women look good in the club, but their apartment is a completely different story.
Last year, the homeowners' association was all up in arms about Daniel's moat. But fast forward to this summer and guess who's banging on his drawbridge?
Lisa reveals who was the craziest bitch at the Pam Anderson Roast in this preview clip from her stand-up special -- premiering this Sunday!
Anjelah's grandfather has problems emailing his faxes through Googles.