Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?" Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"
Every year for her birthday, Anjelah's father gave her a six pack of cola and a box of cereal.
You never forget the first time you have to explain to your kid what a hooker is. Thanks, HBO.
You can vote English as the official language, but it will never work.
Russell Peters reveals that everyone's cheap -- it's all about levels.