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Myq Kaplan: Five-Tiered Religious Zone

told by Myq Kaplan on April 30, 2010

In Obama's inauguration speech, he said, 'We're a nation of Jews and Muslims, of Christians and Hindus and nonbelievers.' And I was like, 'Yeah, hear that Buddhists? Get...

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