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Jeff Dunham - Christmas Carols
Achmed sings Jeff some special Christmas carols.
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Views: 474,152
Posted: 11/11/2008
Anthony Jeselnik - Christmas
The best Christmas present is something that you make yourself. Like crystal meth.
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Views: 28,627
Posted: 01/16/2009
Kumail Nanjiani - Coney Island Cyclone
Riding the Coney Island Cyclone is like paying a guy to punch you all over.
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Views: 3,402
Posted: 11/06/2009
Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
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Views: 12,439
Posted: 11/06/2009
Jon Reep - The Ass Collector
Jon comes face to ass with the biggest, roundest, lumpiest, widest, most glorious ass anyone has ever seen ever.
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Views: 16,999
Posted: 10/17/2009
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