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Mike Vecchione: Look Like a Cop

told by Mike Vecchione on July 12, 2010

I was dating this girl; she's like, 'Mike, you look so much like a cop, why don't you just become a cop?' I'm like, 'I respect the police, I just couldn't wear a uniform to...

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