Jagermeister is so sweet that Dave gives it out to trick-or-treaters on Halloween.
Dane wonders when Barack Obama is going to join Facebook.
My wife calls me "The Hurricane"... exciting at first but it ends in disaster.
Ron finds it ironic that the product that protects his sofa from his drink is called "Scotchguard."
How good is bacon? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.