A thief stuck
a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States...
I'm on my way to the condiment prom with a mustard top hat and a pickled monocle.
Aziz Ansari knows what harsh is.
Mike sneaks off to pee.
Doug Benson is trying to come up with a new orgasm noise that he can make when someone else is present.
At auditions, it's weird being told to your face exactly what you're being