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So you want to marry a millionaire ?
A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, ''But we don't know anything about each other.'' He said,''That's all...
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Jeff Dunham - Christmas Carols
Achmed sings Jeff some special Christmas carols.
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Anthony Jeselnik - Christmas
The best Christmas present is something that you make yourself. Like crystal meth.
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Kumail Nanjiani - Coney Island Cyclone
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Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
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Jon Reep - The Ass Collector
Jon comes face to ass with the biggest, roundest, lumpiest, widest, most glorious ass anyone has ever seen ever.
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Views: 19,008
Posted: 10/17/2009
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