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Snakeskin Punny

What kind of condoms do snakes use?

Anacondoms!

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Gabriel Iglesias - Kids Discovering Late Night TV

Gabriel Iglesias talks about the first time he got a chance to watch late night cable.

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Views: 39,764
Posted: 10/12/2009

Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying

You have to be very Zen about flying, because sometimes your flight is canceled. And other times your airline is canceled.

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Views: 445
Posted: 11/06/2009

Andy Samberg - Gay Dad

Andy Samberg's dad hates when Andy makes gay jokes about him.

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Views: 13,324
Posted: 01/06/2005

Patton Oswalt - B Word Fat

Patton's weight problem is getting to the point where people can tell he's fat just by the way he pronounces "B" words.

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Views: 49,023
Posted: 07/06/2009

Bill Maher - Tender Moment

Hot tubs? Touching fingers? Shopping? How much work is it to have sex with your own wife in America?

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Views: 5,401
Posted: 07/06/2009
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Gabriel Iglesias is more than just "the fluffy guy" now... he's added a sixth level to his "five levels of fatness"! Find out what that level is in a preview and see more ruminations on the politically correct term for fat in his stand-up special.
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