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He's So Lucky, He's A Star

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky!

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Dave Attell - Drinking Jagermeister

Jagermeister is so sweet that Dave gives it out to trick-or-treaters on Halloween.

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Views: 7,031
Posted: 06/28/2009

Dane Cook - Social Networking President

Dane wonders when Barack Obama is going to join Facebook.

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Views: 27,261
Posted: 05/17/2009

Jeff Dunham - Love Life

My wife calls me "The Hurricane"... exciting at first but it ends in disaster.

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Views: 426,007
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Ron White - Scotchguard

Ron finds it ironic that the product that protects his sofa from his drink is called "Scotchguard."

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Views: 84,545
Posted: 04/05/2009

Jim Gaffigan - Most Beautiful Thing on Earth

How good is bacon? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

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Views: 36,812
Posted: 03/29/2009
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