I always felt bad for Mother Teresa. Mother Teresa lived a whole life helping starving children and dying villages, but she could never be declared a saint 'cause she never...
I dated a teacher in high school. Okay, I was home schooled.
Gilbert Gottfried's uncensored joke about a man and a prostitute is very informative.
Morgan Murphy's boyfriend doesn't have a car.
Ladies, be grateful for your vagina. If you have a vagina, you run the entire universe.