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lop-sided ass
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surprised ass
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Posted: 12/01/08

Harland Williams - Everybody's Rude

Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.

Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)

Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,963

Greg Giraldo - Public Restrooms

A gas station attendant asks personal questions.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), potty humor (124), Comic Cabana (57)

Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 3,897

Carol Leifer - Bad Breath

You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.

Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 2,328

Dane Cook - Public Restroom

Why is everything wet in a public restroom?

Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,168

Dan Cronin - Skorts

Skorts aren't clothes; they're an optical illusion.

Tags: Dan Cronin (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/18/01
Views: 288

John Ramsey - Russian Poop Joke

John doesn't have enough jokes about poop.

Tags: John Ramsey (6), Live at Gotham (332), friends (312)

Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 483

Harland Williams - Jelly Donut Airbag

Jelly donuts could save your life in a car accident.

Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (804), driving (296)

Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 669

Tommy Davidson - Gym

Women can't fart in front of men.

Tags: Tommy Davidson (13), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 2,151

Steve Trilling - Use Floor Below

The airport bathroom was out of order.

Tags: Steve Trilling (4), health (976), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 344

Nick DiPaolo - Prostate Exam

Nick DiPaolo is getting too old to date.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,459

 
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