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A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!"

"You yuppies are so materialistic, it's ridiculous" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off."

"Oh, my God!" screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "My Rolex!"
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Filed Under: money (485),  driving (268)
Posted: 12/01/08

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Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 6,672

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Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), ethnic (870), kids (831)

Posted: 11/15/01
Views: 1,487

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Tags: Juston McKinney (11), Premium Blend (748), money (606)

Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 5,419

Drew Hastings - Savings Cards

Drew loves savings.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 3,948

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Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)

Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 2,159

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Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 1,272

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Vince is becoming an alcoholic because he's poor.

Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)

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Views: 8,556

Tig Notaro - Indoor Cat

Tig's cat has never been outside.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)

Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 3,709