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Everyone's got their own beliefs
on this. It's America; you're entitled to your belief. My belief is that life begins when you start minding your own business.
Eddie Sarfaty - Gay Marriage
Gay marriage is actually helpful for America.
Tags: Eddie Sarfaty (2), sex (1202), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 2,392
Aron Kader - Roman Numerals
Prince is not going to write a song called 'We're Gonna Party Down Like It's MCMDXXVII.'
Tags: Aron Kader (1), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 1,789
Patton Oswalt - War
We're at war, apparently.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), Comedy Central Presents (2172), news & politics (234)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 3,613
Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act
The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2172), news & politics (234)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 3,172
Jim Norton - Muslim Woman
A Muslim woman wants to wear her veil in her driver's license photo.
Tags: Jim Norton (13), religion (404), America (209)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 4,315
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 10,353
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 6,070
Dwayne Kennedy - Cowards
Osama bin Laden's full of sh*t.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), news & politics (234)
Posted: 06/05/03
Views: 1,577
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2172), travel (301)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 13,377
Lizz Winstead - Compassionate Conservatives
What does it means to be a compassionate conservative?
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), news & politics (234)
Posted: 10/07/04
Views: 3,575
