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Mike Birbiglia: Panda Bear Sex
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One of the reasons why
panda bears are going extinct is because the male pandas like eating more than they like mating, which at first, I thought was strange. But then I thought, if I were a panda bear and I had to have sex with another panda bear, I wouldn't be that excited either. I'd be like, 'Oh great, she looks exactly like me.'
Mike Birbiglia - At the Zoo
Mike Birbiglia understands why pandas are having trouble mating.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,440
Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 43,257
Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,694
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,075
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,858
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,688
Mike Birbiglia - Dating a Stable Girl
Mike finally figured out what he's looking for a in a woman.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 9,319
Mike Birbiglia - Porn Virus
If a stranger e-mails you an attachment, you shouldn't open it.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), parents (525)
Posted: 02/08/08
Views: 3,261
Dave Attell - Animals
Right now, someone's having sex with an animal.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 1,051
Ralph Harris - Unconditional Love
Ralph Harris' biggest fear is that a night of kinky sex will go awry.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 994
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