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His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts."
Tracy Smith - Men Are Kleenex
Once you turn 30, the box is empty.
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Views: 2,392
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
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Views: 0
Jo Koy - Crying for Sex
You should be able to cry for anything.
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Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 48,157
Jimmy Pardo - Different Penises
Jimmy's nephew asks an inevitable question.
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Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,053
Vargus Mason - Amber Alert
You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
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Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,178
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,716
Dana Eagle - Immature Adult
For just $30 a day, you too can sponsor an immature adult.
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Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 686
Mark Curry - Growing Up Poor
When you're poor, your Halloween costume is a liquor store box.
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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 3,497
D.L. Hughley - Winning the Lottery
There are ways to get even more free money after winning the lottery.
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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,624
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
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Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 2,533
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