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Dane Cook Jokes
Dane Cook: Wish I Was a Snake
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I have some dreams. I wish I was a snake. I do. Did you ever wish you were a snake? Yeah, you do. I do. Every time I see snakes on TV, I'm like, 'Oh, why not me?'
Filed Under: animals (978),  Dane Cook (29)
Posted: 06/27/00

Dane Cook - Snake Dreams

Venom! I want venom!

Tags: Dane Cook (30), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)

Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 127,658

Dane Cook - Why Not Me

Dane Cook discusses his dreams.

Tags: Dane Cook (30), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)

Posted: 06/27/00
Views: 35,850

Dane Cook - Discovery Channel

How did Dane end up watching this channel for so long?

Tags: Dane Cook (30), Premium Blend (748), animals (540)

Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 26,152

Dane Cook - Sneeze

There was no blockage!

Tags: Dane Cook (30), Vicious Circle (4)

Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 53,548

Dane Cook - Flute Guy

A look at the musicality of the Civil War.

Tags: Dane Cook (30), music (485), wars (128)

Posted: 01/11/09
Views: 1,098,740

Dane Cook: Uncensored - Pregnant

You know what else is going around? Babies.

Tags: Dane Cook (30), kids (831), pregnancy (55)

Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 144,749

Dane Cook: Uncensored - 15 Cents

What the f*ck are you gonna do to help these f*ckin' kids?!

Tags: Dane Cook (30), gay/homosexual (344),

Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 154,360

Dane Cook: Uncensored - Swearing

Dane puts his unborn child at risk in this uncensored clip.

Tags: Dane Cook (30), vaginas (49),

Posted: 10/26/07
Views: 254,794

Dane Cook - Hardwood Floors

Hardwood floors suck for cheating.

Tags: Dane Cook (30), dating (786),

Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 90,139

Dane Cook - God Bless You

When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.

Tags: Dane Cook (30), religion (404),

Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 49,694