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Dane Cook: Wish I Was a Snake
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I have some dreams. I wish I was a snake. I do. Did you ever wish you were a snake? Yeah, you do. I do. Every time I see snakes on TV, I'm like, 'Oh, why not me?'
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Posted: 06/27/00

Dane Cook - Snake Dreams

Venom! I want venom!

Tags: Dane Cook (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 108,970

Dane Cook - A Heist and a Monkey

There are two things that every man wants more than sex.

Tags: Dane Cook (42), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 11,414

Dane Cook - Discovery Channel

How did Dane end up watching this channel for so long?

Tags: Dane Cook (42), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 12,392

Dane Cook - Why Not Me

Dane Cook discusses his dreams.

Tags: Dane Cook (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)

Posted: 06/27/00
Views: 11,019

Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - Opening Shot

Bet you didn't know that Isolated Incident's opening sequence was inspired by Goodfellas.

Tags: Dane Cook (42), movies (559), observational (334)

Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 2,145

Dane Cook - Public Restroom

Why is everything wet in a public restroom?

Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,156

Dane Cook - Flute Guy

A look at the musicality of the Civil War.

Tags: Dane Cook (42), music (727), wars (467)

Posted: 01/11/09
Views: 998,961

Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - Going Back

Dane has never watched Isolated Incident, because he doesn't want to spoil the feeling of the performance.

Tags: Dane Cook (42), observational (334), Internet (319)

Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 1,693

Dane Cook - Sandwich Construction

Dane Cook reveals several things he doesn't want on a sandwich.

Tags: Dane Cook (42), food (804), restaurants (47)

Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 73,079

Dane Cook - Sneeze

There was no blockage!

Tags: Dane Cook (42), Vicious Circle (4)

Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 27,474

 
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