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Women go there to dance.
They get all ready in the mirror with their friends. They're like, 'I just need to go. I just need to dance. I'm serious, tonight -- no guys. Screw guys. I just need to -- I've had a rough week, and I just need to dance it out. I just want to stand in a circle around our pocketbooks and shoes and just -- I just want to dance. Dance!' You will never, ever hear a guy say to one of his buddies, 'Mike -- Mike, Mike, listen, buddy. Tonight, bro, I gotta dance, dude. Screw chicks tonight, bro -- I gotta dance!'
Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - What If
Dane explains how comedians take the real stories of life and fix them to make as funny as they should have been.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), men/women (1003), family (667)
Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 699
Dane Cook - Don't Cheat
Dane Cook and his 40-foot key cheat on his girlfriend.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 19,062
Dane Cook - A Heist and a Monkey
There are two things that every man wants more than sex.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 11,413
Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - Evolution
One fan's email to Dane turned out to be the thing that caused Dane to evolve into the comedian he is today.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), men/women (1003), family (667)
Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 1,516
Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - Opening Shot
Bet you didn't know that Isolated Incident's opening sequence was inspired by Goodfellas.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), movies (559), observational (334)
Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 2,145
Dane Cook - DVD Exclusive - Going Back
Dane has never watched Isolated Incident, because he doesn't want to spoil the feeling of the performance.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), observational (334), Internet (319)
Posted: 11/11/09
Views: 1,693
Dane Cook - Flute Guy
A look at the musicality of the Civil War.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), music (727), wars (467)
Posted: 01/11/09
Views: 0
Dane Cook: Uncensored - 15 Cents
What the f*ck are you gonna do to help these f*ckin' kids?!
Tags: Dane Cook (42), gay/homosexual (633),
Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 96,353
Dane Cook: Uncensored - Pregnant
You know what else is going around? Babies.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), babies (16)
Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 88,477
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