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Peace' is when you would shake the hands of all the people around you. The only reason you knew 'peace' was coming was 'cause the priest would say, 'Peace,' like five times, rapid fire. You'd hear him; he'd be, like, 'And the peaceful disciples said, "My peace I leave, my peace I give to you as we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord." And he said, "I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eye."'
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