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Dane Cook: How You Know You're Drunk
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Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.
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Posted: 06/27/00

Dane Cook - Drinking

Dane Cook has figured out how to tell if you're really drunk.

Tags: Dane Cook (30), Comedy Central Presents (2172), alcohol (516)

Posted: 06/27/00
Views: 47,964

Steve Trilling - Serious Driving Accident

Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.

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Open Mic Challenge winner Trevor Williams describes a perfect day in New York City.

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Dane Cook - Sneeze

There was no blockage!

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Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 53,548

Mitch Hedberg - Alcoholism

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.

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Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 41,226

Ardal O'Hanlon - Driving in Manhattan

Ardal O'Hanlon is deathly afraid to drive in Manhattan.

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Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 926

Kevin Brennan - Drunk Driving

Being the designated driver is dangerous.

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Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 2,721

Steve Trilling - Bad Driving

Steve drove into a drunk walker.

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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 741

Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank

Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (647), alcohol (516)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,555