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Dane Cook: Caution With Windex
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I'm going to tell you
right now, please, when you use the Windex bottle, never put that s**t halfway. Always make sure it's lined up. There's no joke here. Don't do that. Bad things happen to good people. I know somebody here is gonna be like 'Hold on, I gotta try this s**t. Hold on one second. What happens if you don't line it up? I just wanna see...' What if when you did that a f**king ghost came out of it? 'Ha ha ha, ah ha ha! He told you not to! I am Windextor. I will clean your soul!'.
Dane Cook - Cell Phone Club
Dane watched his cell phone toboggan down his chest in the bathroom.
Tags: Dane Cook (30), technology (229), poop & pee (153)
Posted: 05/07/09
Views: 426,595
Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Tags: Dane Cook (30), health (657), parents (591)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 112,170
Dane Cook - Flute Guy
A look at the musicality of the Civil War.
Tags: Dane Cook (30), music (485), wars (128)
Posted: 01/11/09
Views: 1,098,722
Dane Cook: Uncensored - Pregnant
You know what else is going around? Babies.
Tags: Dane Cook (30), kids (831), pregnancy (55)
Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 144,734
Dane Cook: Uncensored - 15 Cents
What the f*ck are you gonna do to help these f*ckin' kids?!
Tags: Dane Cook (30), gay/homosexual (344),
Posted: 11/05/07
Views: 154,350
Dane Cook: Uncensored - Swearing
Dane puts his unborn child at risk in this uncensored clip.
Tags: Dane Cook (30), vaginas (49),
Posted: 10/26/07
Views: 254,788
Dane Cook - God Bless You
When the sneeze hit, I took the high road.
Tags: Dane Cook (30), religion (404),
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 49,691
Dane Cook - Hardwood Floors
Hardwood floors suck for cheating.
Tags: Dane Cook (30), dating (786),
Posted: 06/28/00
Views: 90,135
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (30), poop & pee (153), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 47,195
