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Dane Cook: By a Round of Applause
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Comedy crowds -- we always
want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round of applause, how do you feel?' Right? 'By a round of applause, how you feeling?' It's the only place in the world that you judge how you're feeling by a round of applause... There's never like a car accident, people all over the ground, people running over -- 'Ma'am! Ma'am! By a round of applause, how do you feel? By a round of applause -- she's not clapping!'
Dane Cook - Rock 'N' Roll Show
Dane Cook wants to know how you're feeling tonight.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/27/00
Views: 10,385
Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers
Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), health (976), parents (525)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 52,414
Dane Cook - Discovery Channel
How did Dane end up watching this channel for so long?
Tags: Dane Cook (42), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 12,399
Richard Jeni - Inconvenient
Anti-diarrhea commercials are too unrealistic.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), health (976), TV (543)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 1,701
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 783
Jeremy Hotz - It's in the Mail
Jeremy Hotz likes free stuff because he's cheap.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,628
Brian Regan - The World's Strongest Man Competition
The World's Strongest Man competition is truly bizarre.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 11,445
Wayne Federman - Book of Questions
"The Book of Answers" would be better than "The Book of Questions."
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 146
Harland Williams - Everything Is Star Wars Now
Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 917
Mike Birbiglia - Dr. Dre
How bad is your insurance if Dr. Dre is your actual doctor?
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 895
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