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Bill Engvall: What A Group of Middle Aged Men Look Like
So we go to this club and from the git-go, we were so out of our element. I mean we were walking up to the front door of the club and we're all reaching for our wallets and the doorman goes: 'Please...'. We looked like we were filming a...
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posted 11/22/09 by Bill Engvall
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A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you...

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What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

Hey! Watch this...
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Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?

A: Carry-Oakies

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You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.
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How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

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Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A: A full set of teeth.
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Q: Who has the right of way any time?

A: The car with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns don't kill people, I do."
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Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."

The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza,...

posted October 30, 2008
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