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Becky Pedigo: Good American Citizen
I've always tried to be
a good American citizen, so I have made it a point not to learn any other language but English.
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posted 10/30/08
by Becky Pedigo
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international affairs (421), school (120), America (72), culture (51), Becky Pedigo (7)
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posted December 1, 2008
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-- a pizza can get
to your house faster than an ambulance.
-- there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
-- Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy...
-- there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
-- Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy...
posted December 1, 2008
Jokes Tagged:
America (72)
Now, we're Americans. Technically, who
is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
posted October 30, 2008
If I was in charge,
I would not have the Olympics in our country anymore. Don't let the whole world come here and see our stuff. It just pisses them off.
posted October 30, 2008
When I go to other
countries... I sort of think of myself as an ambassador insofar as I don't want to be a typical American douchenozzle. And getting thrown out of the Anne Frank house, that's it -- I mean, you've won the douchenozzle...
posted October 30, 2008
How did we get to
the point where we're paying for bottled water? That must have been some weird marketing meeting over in France. Some French guy's sitting there, like, 'How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those...
posted October 30, 2008
People come to this country
from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.
posted October 30, 2008
They're hard on Americans, though,
man. They heckle you in England as an American for things you have no idea -- 'Screw you and the Panama Canal Treaty of 1874!'
posted October 30, 2008
The Super Bowl this year
was kind of interesting because they ran three and a half or four hours of 'A Salute to America,' brought to us by the NFL. So by the time they were kicking off, I was actually sick of freedom; I pined to be enslaved.
posted October 30, 2008
