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Bill Engvall: What A Group of Middle Aged Men Look Like
So we go to this club and from the git-go, we were so out of our element. I mean we were walking up to the front door of the club and we're all reaching for our wallets and the doorman goes: 'Please...'. We looked like we were filming a...
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posted 11/22/09 by Bill Engvall
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What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

Hey! Watch this...
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Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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A: Carry-Oakies

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The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza,...

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What's the state flower of West Virginia?

A satellite dish.

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1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
2) Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.
3) You go to your family reunion to pick up women.
4) Your...
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What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

'Hey sis, you awake?'
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None. Thats what rednecks are for.
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How did the redneck die drinking milk?

The cow sat on him!

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