I used to work in an office, and when I worked in an office, I celebrated all the holidays -- Cesar Chavez Day, Labor Day -- just to get a day off of work. It could be KKK...
I dated a teacher in high school. Okay, I was home schooled.
Gilbert Gottfried's uncensored joke about a man and a prostitute is very informative.
Morgan Murphy's boyfriend doesn't have a car.
Ladies, be grateful for your vagina. If you have a vagina, you run the entire universe.