Stand-up Videos tagged with 'dark' | Jokes.com | Comedy Central
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- Bill Engvall - Fifties(1:41)
- Bill Engvall
- The best part about getting older is that the older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
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Bill Engvall (11)
- Posted: 11/22/2009
- Views: 16365
- Greg Behrendt - Airport Idiots(2:04)
- Greg Behrendt
- The airport idiot is the worst kind of idiot. This is the guy who dresses like the destination to which he's going.
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Florida (181),
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transportation (87),
dark (83),
Colorado (31),
Greg Behrendt (28),
That Guy From That Thing (7)
- Posted: 11/06/2009
- Views: 6742
- Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying(1:48)
- Greg Behrendt
- You have to be very Zen about flying, because sometimes your flight is canceled and other times your airline is canceled.
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That Guy From That Thing (7)
- Posted: 11/06/2009
- Views: 4337
- Judah Friedlander - Horror(2:31)
- Judah Friedlander
- Judah writes horror books for children, ages one through three, because you're never too young to go through life scared.
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Live at Gotham (332),
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alternative (101),
gross-out (89),
dark (83),
monsters (25),
swimming (18),
Judah Friedlander (5)
- Posted: 10/30/2009
- Views: 26522
- Posted: 10/23/2009
- Views: 9119
- Bobby Lee - Korean Dad(3:29)
- Bobby Lee
- Bobby's dad has been in America for forty years, and he knows six words in English.
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gross-out (89),
dark (83),
masturbation (36),
Minnesota (27),
Bobby Lee (4),
Korea (2)
- Posted: 10/23/2009
- Views: 40580
- Nick Cobb - Shushing in Public(3:12)
- Nick Cobb
- The best time to shush your partner is when they're talking about something important in front of people whom you both respect.
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sleep (105),
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dark (83),
Nick Cobb (2)
- Posted: 10/23/2009
- Views: 436
- Andy Ritchie - Stranger's Funeral(2:21)
- Andy Ritchie
- Just attend a stranger's funeral in a monocle, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!' It'll add so much mystery to that person's life.
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Andy Ritchie (3),
visually impaired (2)
- Posted: 10/16/2009
- Views: 186
- Andy Ritchie - Massage Mode(1:19)
- Andy Ritchie
- Your shower head's "massage mode" is supposed to feel like a massage, isn't it? So, why does it hurt so much?
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Wisconsin (16),
60s (11),
Andy Ritchie (3)
- Posted: 10/16/2009
- Views: 160
- Taylor Williamson - Racist Grandma(2:22)
- Taylor Williamson
- Taylor's grandmother says she won't come to his wedding if he marries a black woman. Luckily, she'll probably already be dead by then.
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Taylor Williamson (1)
- Posted: 10/16/2009
- Views: 666
- Reese Waters - Blacking Out(1:53)
- Reese Waters
- When is the last time you blacked out something you wish you remembered? You didn't black out and cure cancer.
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Reese Waters (3)
- Posted: 10/16/2009
- Views: 277
- Posted: 10/14/2009
- Views: 827
- Posted: 10/12/2009
- Views: 16936
- Posted: 10/11/2009
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- Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids(4:00)
- Greg Giraldo
- How did America's children become so phenomenally fat? And why don't the unhealthy kids get picked on anymore?
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Greg Giraldo (41),
uncensored (15),
junk food (10),
Midlife Vices (8)
- Posted: 08/16/2009
- Views: 3274
- Posted: 07/22/2009
- Views: 217
- Dave Attell - The Last Smoke(2:07)
- Dave Attell
- The last time Dave smoked pot, he couldn't think, his heart was pounding, and his left arm went numb.
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Dave Attell (61),
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tasers (17),
legalization (15),
Captain Miserable (4)
- Posted: 07/06/2009
- Views: 8256
- Dave Attell - Dreaming Fat(2:03)
- Dave Attell
- Just once, Dave wants to go into a restaurant and order a new kind of soup.
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Dave Attell (61),
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Captain Miserable (4)
- Posted: 07/06/2009
- Views: 7051
- Patton Oswalt - The Sad Boy(2:01)
- Patton Oswalt
- Patton shares his dark Road Warrior-type vision of the future, full of motorcycle mutants and sad boys.
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Patton Oswalt (33),
cannibalism (19),
My Weakness is Strong (6)
- Posted: 07/06/2009
- Views: 17010
- Posted: 07/06/2009
- Views: 90359