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- Pete Holmes - Wall Drug(01:35)
- Pete Holmes
- Pete Holmes doesn't exactly expect laughter when talking about the oldest drug store in America -- silence and sleepiness is more like it.
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- Pete Holmes - New York State Lottery(02:32)
- Pete Holmes
- The New York State Lottery slogan? "Hey, you never know." That's what they went with; they had a meeting.
- Videos Tagged: music (1669), alcohol (1141), impressions (880), advertising (752), cars/trucks (420), partying (397), New York (185), gambling (185), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (179), slogans (94), Starbucks (58), Pete Holmes (30), puns/wordplay (18)
- Pete Holmes - Google in Your Pocket(02:30)
- Pete Holmes
- Pete Holmes thinks having Google on your phone is a lot like having a drunk know-it-all in your pocket.
- Videos Tagged: alcohol (1141), marriage (1036), songs (959), technology (786), partying (397), Florida (260), California (246), Twitter (228), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (179), Facebook (108), cell phones (97), Google (65), Pete Holmes (30), Andy Rooney (13), Tom Petty (2)
- Pete Holmes - Making Fun of Movies(03:42)
- Pete Holmes
- Pete Holmes doesn't think he should have to make a movie just so he can make fun of movies.
- Videos Tagged: kids (1960), movies (1433), audience interaction (627), Los Angeles (301), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (179), fast food (142), Pete Holmes (30)
- Pete Holmes - The Museum(03:03)
- Pete Holmes
- Pete Holmes doesn't care about museums, he only cares that people think he's the kind of guy that goes to museums.
- Videos Tagged: education (543), culture (368), art (258), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (179), museums (64), Pete Holmes (30)
- John Oliver and Pete Holmes - Nasal Spray(02:43)
- John Oliver
- Pete Holmes invents the dorkiest way to snort cocaine in history.
- Videos Tagged: interviews (3968), drugs (1385), lookin' good (1280), John Oliver (488), Texas (181), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (179), cocaine (126), Pete Holmes (30), SXSW (11), Austin (4)
- Uncensored - Pete Holmes - Our Amazing Bodies(02:43)
- Pete Holmes
- The fact that you're alive watching Pete Holmes on the Internet is a miracle.
- Videos Tagged: health (1880), exclusives (1770), lookin' good (1280), uncensored (602), senior citizens (301), injuries (288), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (179), Pete Holmes (30), Morgan Freeman (16), SXSW (11)
- Pete Holmes - The Boot(01:34)
- Pete Holmes
- Pete Holmes pre-empts any Internet speculation by explaining why he's wearing a corrective boot.
- Videos Tagged: animals (1917), lookin' good (1280), Internet (1199), injuries (288), sleep (243), Twitter (228), dreams (195), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (179), snakes (44), Pete Holmes (30), SXSW (11)
- Pete Holmes - Wall Drug(1:24)
- Pete Holmes
- Silence and sleepiness are the appropriate reactions to the oldest drug store in America.
- Videos Tagged: food (1877), wars (1026), advertising (752), military (665), shopping (434), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (179), Pete Holmes (30), Vietnam War (26), South Dakota (12)
- The Hot List - Reggie Watts - Nation of Zog(01:18)
- Reggie Watts
- Reggie Watts will parlay his Hot List honor into finding alien life out there.
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- The Hot List - Natasha Leggero - Illegal Purse District(01:17)
- Natasha Leggero
- Do New York City police officers really know the difference between real and fake designer purses?
- Videos Tagged: interviews (3968), sex (2327), Comedy Central Presents (2173), lookin' good (1280), New York City (908), police business (526), fashion (525), shopping (434), Comedy Central's Hot List (51), Kurt Metzger (38), Pete Holmes (30), Natasha Leggero (27), Owen Benjamin (25), Reggie Watts (12)
- Pete Holmes - Things Adults Can Do(3:41)
- Pete Holmes
- If Pete Holmes is a little hungry, he buys an ice cream cake, nibbles on it and throws the remainder at a homeless person.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), money (1998), kids (1960), food (1877), growing up (786), aging (489), parenting (461), shopping (434), Pete Holmes (30)
- Pete Holmes - Really?(1:46)
- Pete Holmes
- There are a lot of things that Pete Holmes thinks adults should stop doing and saying.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), driving (582), aging (489), shopping (434), Pete Holmes (30)
- Pete Holmes - Not Non-True(1:06)
- Pete Holmes
- According to Pete Holmes, Hustler Magazine is both true and false at the same time.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), books (1698), education (543), Pete Holmes (30)
- Pete Holmes - Baby Face(1:17)
- Pete Holmes
- Pete Holmes' lack of a beard will look strange when he is stranded on a desert island for years.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1797), lookin' good (1280), facial hair (209), siblings (170), Pete Holmes (30)
- Pete Holmes - Not Manly(3:01)
- Pete Holmes
- Pete Holmes likes to stand like a pregnant woman who is stirring chicken soup for a needy child.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (1960), men/women (1797), gay/homosexual (1467), family (1060), parenting (461), Pete Holmes (30)
- Pete Holmes - Internet Sleuth(2:01)
- Pete Holmes
- Whenever you're feeling good and right about the youth of today, just read some YouTube comments.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), Internet (1199), pop culture (757), racism (581), insults (356), teens (202), YouTube (97), Staff Picks (32), Pete Holmes (30)
- Pete Holmes - Privacy Is Uncool(1:19)
- Pete Holmes
- The government doesn't need to tap our phones when they can survey everything we do on Facebook.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), government (904), friends (767), Facebook (108), privacy (88), Pete Holmes (30)
- Exclusive - Pete Holmes - In Your Dreams(2:48)
- Pete Holmes
- In Pete Holmes' dreams, he would rather take photos of half-naked women than have sex with them.
- Videos Tagged: sex (2327), Comedy Central Presents (2173), exclusives (1770), sexual advances (412), dreams (195), Pete Holmes (30), Morgan Freeman (16)
- Pete Holmes - Adults Eating Candy(2:18)
- Pete Holmes
- Being a grown ass person and eating silly candies are two things that are at odds with each other.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), aging (489), senior citizens (301), junk food (215), Pete Holmes (30)
