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- Patton Oswalt - Swimming Towards Pie(2:14)
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- Patton Oswalt wishes Weight Watcher meetings were as dark as AA meetings.
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- Patton Oswalt - The Circus Is in Town(4:01)
- Patton Oswalt wonders why the circus is still an entertainment destination.
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- Patton Oswalt - Gay Best Friend(2:18)
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- Patton Oswalt wants to play the first dumb gay best friend in the history of cinema.
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- Patton Oswalt - Acknowledging Beliefs(3:26)
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- Patton Oswalt reserves the right to say that your beliefs are f**king stupid.
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- Patton Oswalt - Turned Out Fine & Jock Rock Your Life(3:37)
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- Patton Oswalt reconsiders parenting advice from his own parents and finds something to do in his head when he's bored.
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- Patton Oswalt - Good for 90 Seconds(2:56)
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- Patton Oswalt's daughter doesn't smell burnt toast when she dances.
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- Patton Oswalt - Trying to F**k(2:02)
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- Patton Oswalt doesn't know why they make trailers for Jennifer Aniston movies.
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- Patton Oswalt - Random Powers(2:37)
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- Patton Oswalt thinks that Jesus' super powers are somewhat random.
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- Patton Oswalt - Social Contract, A**holes(2:56)
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- Patton Oswalt made the mistake of bringing his French bulldog to New York City.
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- Patton Oswalt - Blurt Mode(3:35)
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- Patton Oswalt doesn't use drama or poetry to get out of a parking ticket.
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- Patton Oswalt - Spirit Cave(2:58)
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- Patton Oswalt describes the Redwood Creek Challenge Trail experience in Disneyland.
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- Patton Oswalt - Unbroken Belt of Stink(2:02)
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- Patton Oswalt apologizes to those who wear sweatpants in public.
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- Patton Oswalt - Crazy Pool(1:39)
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- Patton Oswalt notices a connection between being a child prodigy and being a crazy adult.
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- Patton Oswalt - Things Have Gotten Dark Again(03:32)
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- Patton Oswalt doesn't feel as angry as he used to.
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- DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009(6:37)
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- If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago, much skinnier, you would not believe how cool things have gotten today.
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- Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births(01:46)
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- Patton explains what the brave pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in their cabins made of bison poop.
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- Patton Oswalt - B Word Fat(1:56)
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- Patton's weight problem is getting to the point where people can tell he's fat just by the way he pronounces "B" words.
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- DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue(7:20)
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- Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel has become since the '60s, so they just shove distractions down your throat.
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- Patton Oswalt - The Sad Boy(2:01)
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- Patton shares his dark Road Warrior-type vision of the future, full of motorcycle mutants and sad boys.
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- Patton Oswalt - I Hate(2:00)
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- Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for deep and encompassing hatred all too well.
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