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- John Heffron - One-Way Cruise(2:10)
- John Heffron
- Every once in a while, there'll be a story on the news about a couple that went on a cruise and only the wife came back.
- Videos Tagged: men/women (1797), marriage (1036), travel (572), fights (553), sleep (243), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - How Women Roll(1:25)
- John Heffron
- When you're trying to pick up a girl, don't get her drunk -- get her gatekeeper friend drunk.
- Videos Tagged: men/women (1797), alcohol (1141), dating (1080), friends (767), sexual advances (412), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - Buying a Bus(1:44)
- John Heffron
- There are a few differences between the guy who bought a bus on eBay's marriage and John's marriage.
- Videos Tagged: money (1998), food (1877), men/women (1797), Internet (1199), marriage (1036), death (946), shopping (434), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - I Can't Breathe(2:14)
- John Heffron
- No matter how John beat up on his little brother, he always got the same response.
- Videos Tagged: animals (1917), family (1060), growing up (786), fights (553), cats & cats (235), crying (224), siblings (170), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - Going to the Store(2:35)
- John Heffron
- John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1797), marriage (1036), parents (956), growing up (786), shopping (434), housing (297), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - Young Guys(1:48)
- John Heffron
- John advises young guys to go after older women.
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- John Heffron - Misinformed(2:43)
- John Heffron
- John advises all men to lie during marriage counseling.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1797), marriage (1036), mental health (625), lying (211), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - Roommate Rob(1:39)
- John Heffron
- John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), marriage (1036), friends (767), housing (297), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - Stressed Kids(2:57)
- John Heffron
- Kids these days get stressed easily.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (1960), parents (956), growing up (786), mental health (625), school (578), safety (206), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - No Jib Jab(1:26)
- John Heffron
- Ladies, if you want the dishes done, call your guy a dick.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1797), dating (1080), marriage (1036), labor (216), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - Car Trips(2:18)
- John Heffron
- Growing up, John always had to sit on the middle hump "suck seat."
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- John Heffron - The Oldest(2:41)
- John Heffron
- John's younger brother had a trick to get John in trouble.
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- John Heffron - Second Business(1:24)
- John Heffron
- John's wife has him on call 24/7.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), marriage (1036), business (972), work/office (922), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - Getting Older(3:21)
- John Heffron
- Tums replace condoms as you get older.
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- John Heffron - Dancing(1:10)
- John Heffron
- For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.
- Videos Tagged: sex (2327), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1797), dating (1080), friends (767), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - Clutterblind(2:59)
- John Heffron
- Clutterblindness affects 110% of all men.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (1880), men/women (1797), dating (1080), family (1060), cheerleading (40), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - Recall Button(2:15)
- John Heffron
- The further away John gets from the recall button, the bigger the trouble he's in.
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- John Heffron - Video Games(1:06)
- John Heffron
- Women are not like video games.
- Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1797), books (1698), dating (1080), aging (489), video games (268), John Heffron (24)
- John Heffron - We Gotta Go, Girl(2:54)
- John Heffron
- Girls don't leave their own behind.
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- John Heffron - Life Caddy(1:00)
- John Heffron
- John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
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