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Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker(1:44)
Greg Behrendt
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Videos Tagged: food (790), parents (519), observational (326), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 946

Greg Behrendt - AppleCare(2:09)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (347), Greg Behrendt (28), Apple (20)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 1467

Greg Behrendt - Cake(0:51)
Greg Behrendt
Cake is great.
Videos Tagged: food (790), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Greg Behrendt (28), birthdays (19)

Posted: 06/01/2004
Views: 2143

Greg Behrendt - Don't Get It(1:23)
Greg Behrendt
When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.
Videos Tagged: animals (783), Two Drink Minimum (293), art (70), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 05/26/1993
Views: 944

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises(1:55)
Greg Behrendt
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Videos Tagged: sex (1269), men/women (987), animals (783), dating (649), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 3734

Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex(2:04)
Greg Behrendt
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Videos Tagged: sex (1269), observational (326), impressions (300), dirty (56), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 46

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands(2:01)
Greg Behrendt
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987), music (710), pop culture (280), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 2373

Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy(1:44)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987), driving (295), fashion (226), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 4708

Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long(2:46)
Greg Behrendt
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783), dating (649), marriage (575), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 2278

Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation(2:04)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
Videos Tagged: kids (828), food (790), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Halloween (95), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 05/18/2004
Views: 2464

Greg Behrendt - Relationships(2:06)
Greg Behrendt
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Videos Tagged: sex (1269), men/women (987), food (790), books (727), observational (326), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 69

Greg Behrendt - Telemarketers(3:06)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt's difficult last name has a plus -- he knows when a telemarketer is on the phone.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852), drugs (630), work/office (388), Greg Behrendt (28), Los Angeles Times (1)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 1122

Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped(1:17)
Greg Behrendt
All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956), weight/obesity (297), Jesus (269), exercise (140), Greg Behrendt (28), Brad Pitt (20)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 1363

Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial(3:36)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.
Videos Tagged: dating (649), alcohol (489), technology (347), Live at Gotham (293), storyteller (261), self-deprecating (208), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 07/27/2006
Views: 800

Greg Behrendt - Washed Up(1:18)
Greg Behrendt
Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
Videos Tagged: money (852), Premium Blend (750), friends (307), aging (292), storyteller (261), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 12/26/1997
Views: 225

Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar(1:39)
Greg Behrendt
In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
Videos Tagged: music (710), dating (649), New York City (593), Two Drink Minimum (293), shopping (195), San Francisco (45), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 05/26/1993
Views: 344

Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail(1:16)
Greg Behrendt
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
Videos Tagged: men/women (987), gay/homosexual (622), work/office (388), weight/obesity (297), Two Drink Minimum (293), shopping (195), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 05/26/1993
Views: 417

Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom(1:50)
Greg Behrendt
If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it. Otherwise, it's just depressing.
Videos Tagged: sex (1269), religion (770), observational (326), impressions (300), storyteller (261), flying (179), transportation (84), dirty (56), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 59

Greg Behrendt - The Zen of Flying(1:48)
Greg Behrendt
You have to be very Zen about flying, because sometimes your flight is canceled. And other times your airline is canceled.
Videos Tagged: men/women (987), food (790), animals (783), observational (326), storyteller (261), mental health (219), California (175), gross-out (87), dark (84), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 1450

Greg Behrendt - Junk Food(4:00)
Greg Behrendt
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956), food (790), marriage (575), weight/obesity (297), exercise (140), Easter (30), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 2643

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