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Greg Behrendt - Cake(0:51)
Greg Behrendt
Cake is great.
Videos Tagged: food (804), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Greg Behrendt (28), birthdays (21)

Posted: 06/01/2004
Views: 2330

Greg Behrendt - AppleCare(2:09)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348), Greg Behrendt (28), Apple (20)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 1539

Greg Behrendt - Don't Get It(1:23)
Greg Behrendt
When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.
Videos Tagged: animals (791), Two Drink Minimum (293), art (71), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 05/26/1993
Views: 1013

Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker(1:44)
Greg Behrendt
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Videos Tagged: food (804), parents (525), observational (334), Greg Behrendt (28), That Guy From That Thing (7)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 1285

Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation(2:04)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
Videos Tagged: kids (841), food (804), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Halloween (96), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 05/18/2004
Views: 2576

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands(2:01)
Greg Behrendt
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003), music (726), pop culture (293), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 2542

Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy(1:44)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003), driving (296), fashion (230), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 4784

Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long(2:46)
Greg Behrendt
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791), dating (656), marriage (581), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 2392

Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises(1:55)
Greg Behrendt
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Videos Tagged: sex (1283), men/women (1003), animals (791), dating (656), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 4443

Greg Behrendt - Drunk Dial(3:36)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt is saved from making a drunk dial.
Videos Tagged: dating (656), alcohol (496), technology (348), Live at Gotham (332), storyteller (263), self-deprecating (211), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 07/27/2006
Views: 960

Greg Behrendt - Washed Up(1:18)
Greg Behrendt
Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
Videos Tagged: money (865), Premium Blend (750), friends (312), aging (296), storyteller (263), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 12/26/1997
Views: 243

Greg Behrendt - Telemarketers(3:06)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt's difficult last name has a plus -- he knows when a telemarketer is on the phone.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865), drugs (639), work/office (398), Greg Behrendt (28), Los Angeles Times (1)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 1193

Greg Behrendt - Getting Ripped(1:17)
Greg Behrendt
All Greg Behrendt wants is to get ripped -- ripped like Jesus.
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976), weight/obesity (302), Jesus (270), exercise (140), Greg Behrendt (28), Brad Pitt (20)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 1451

Greg Behrendt - Buying a Guitar(1:39)
Greg Behrendt
In San Francisco, they're passive-aggressive when they sell you a guitar.
Videos Tagged: music (726), dating (656), New York City (602), Two Drink Minimum (293), shopping (197), San Francisco (46), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 05/26/1993
Views: 415

Greg Behrendt - Working in Retail(1:16)
Greg Behrendt
Men don't like to be waited on because they're afraid they'll do something gay.
Videos Tagged: men/women (1003), gay/homosexual (633), work/office (398), weight/obesity (302), Two Drink Minimum (293), shopping (197), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 05/26/1993
Views: 488

Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex(2:04)
Greg Behrendt
Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.
Videos Tagged: sex (1283), men/women (1003), observational (334), impressions (303), exclusives (190), dirty (56), Greg Behrendt (28), uncensored (15), That Guy From That Thing (7)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 7850

Greg Behrendt - Relationships(2:06)
Greg Behrendt
What does Greg know about getting into relationships? He wrote two books about getting out of them.
Videos Tagged: sex (1283), men/women (1003), food (804), books (748), observational (334), exclusives (190), Greg Behrendt (28), uncensored (15), uncensored (15), That Guy From That Thing (7)

Posted: 11/06/2009
Views: 634

Greg Behrendt - Just Not That Into You(2:07)
Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt makes a mix tape for a girl to get her to love him back.
Videos Tagged: men/women (1003), dating (656), alcohol (496), Live at Gotham (332), physical humor (203), Greg Behrendt (28), AXE_Jokes (9), catch phrase (5)

Posted: 07/27/2006
Views: 14267

Greg Behrendt - The Locker Room(2:11)
Greg Behrendt
There should be a three-minute time limit on nudity.
Videos Tagged: men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (633), observational (334), storyteller (263), exercise (140), nudity (73), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 12/26/1997
Views: 321

Greg Behrendt - Junk Food(4:00)
Greg Behrendt
Can you deep-fry the bacon?
Videos Tagged: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976), food (804), marriage (581), weight/obesity (302), exercise (140), Easter (30), Greg Behrendt (28)

Posted: 01/14/2001
Views: 2733

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