A: Well, let me tell you, there's a vas deferens...
A moose has horns in the front and its asshole in the back, a ska band has...well...the opposite arrangement.
So she can hang an air freshner from it.
A: His personality!
2. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
3. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
4....
Nothing. Elton John prefers men.
And so the lawyer went to Heaven.
At that same moment, a High School guidance counselor died and...
"Like, there was this totally dumb brunette who totally walked into the Gap and asked for Dolce & Gabana!"
"So like this...
2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.
3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer...
"My grandfather...
It uses a stem cell phone!