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What do a cat, plant, and sea monkeys have in common?
All three have endured tragic deaths of neglect at my apathetic hands!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
30 -- one to screw in the light bulb and 29 other actors to watch him and say, ''I could've done it better.''
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10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7....
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7....
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Did you ever hear bout the crazy old man from Georgia?
They found him smothered in thick coating of peach marmalade, peanut butter, and his own feces.
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If a butcher is 6 feet tall, wears size 9 shoes, and a waist size of 38, what does he weigh?
Meat.
Meat.
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George set out on a very windy day to see his friend Sam who was sick in bed. Hours later, he pulled his weary body into Sam's house. Sam asked him how it was. ''I'll tell ya, it was just brutal. For every step I took forewards, I fell back two...
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What do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run?
A small medium at large!
A small medium at large!
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Q: Did you hear about the narcoleptic priest?
A: Yeah, he fell asleep during his own sermon!
A: Yeah, he fell asleep during his own sermon!
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5. Does this look infected to you?
4. Would you believe these pants are reversible?
3. The acoustics in this elevator are perfect for yodeling.
2. I'm not just a Jehovah's Witness. I also sell insurance.
1. Just ignore Duke. We're going to have him fixed soon.
4. Would you believe these pants are reversible?
3. The acoustics in this elevator are perfect for yodeling.
2. I'm not just a Jehovah's Witness. I also sell insurance.
1. Just ignore Duke. We're going to have him fixed soon.
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''As soon as I get out of high school I am going to be a successful business man.''
''Sure, Dad. It's time to go to our next class.''
''Sure, Dad. It's time to go to our next class.''
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