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Two Morons
Two morons sit on a rock.

One moron fell off.

Why didn't the other one fall off?

He was a little more on.
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Fire Truck
Q: Why is a fire truck red?

A: If someone pulled your hose, you'd turn red, too!
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Knock, Knock... Madam
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Madam.

Madam who?

My damn foot is caught in the door!
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Epileptic Bath
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

A: Throw in the laundry.
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King's Army Riddle
Q: Where does a king keep his armies?

A: Up his sleevies.
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Fortune Cookie Say...
-- Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly.

-- Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.

-- Man who run in front of car get tired.

-- Man who run behind car get exhausted.

-- Foolish man give...
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Pickpocket vs. Peeping Tom
Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom?

A: The pick pocket snatches watches.
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Fortune Cookie Also Say...
-- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

-- It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

-- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

-- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

-- Man...
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Balance Check
Q: What happened when the man asked the bank teller to check his balance?

A: She pushed him over.
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Brown and Sticky
Q: What is brown and sticky?

A: A stick.
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Green Rock in Red Sea
Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea?

A: It gets wet. Duh!
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Escaped Midget
Q: What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?

A: A small medium at large.
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Long & Green Riddle
Q: What is long, green and has "cum" in it?

A: A cucumber.
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Knock, Knock... Thistle
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Thistle.

Thistle who?

Thistle make you laugh.
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Raindrop Art
Q: What color is the rain?

A: Watercolors.
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Gay Picnic
Q: How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?

A: All of the hot dogs taste like crap.
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Making Winnie the Pooh Mad
Q: How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh?

A: Stick your finger in his honey.
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Smoking Problems
Q: What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

A: Use more lube.
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Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
Q: Why do prostitutes make more money than drug dealers?

A: Because prostitutes wash their crack and sell it again.
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Batman and Robin vs. a Train
Q: What happened to Batman and Robin when they got hit by a train?

A: They became Flatman and Ribbon.
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