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Weight Loss Adjustment
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight.
"I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?"
"Hmm, short of plastic...
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Haul Ass
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Google Maps
Yo' Mama is so fat, you can spot her on Google Maps.
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Sharon Houston: The Worst Genes
I have the worst genes. I have a hard time maintaining my weight. I have to work out like a tri-athlete just to maintain chubby.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Richard Simmons
Yo' Mama is so fat, she makes Richard Simmons lose his enthusiasm.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Sex Wave
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Game Over
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Ride the Waves
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... World Hunger
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... . Stair Master
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Yo' Mama Is Like... Blimp
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Yo' Daddy
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Internet
Yo' Mama is so fat, she doesn't need the Internet -- she's already worldwide.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Chicken Pox
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Stock Market
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Great Outdoors
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... To Be Continued
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "To be continued."
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Manicure
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... High-Five
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Wet Patch
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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