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A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight.
"I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?"
"Hmm, short of plastic...
"I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?"
"Hmm, short of plastic...
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you can spot her on Google Maps.
I have the worst genes. I have a hard time maintaining my weight. I have to work out like a tri-athlete just to maintain chubby.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she makes Richard Simmons lose his enthusiasm.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she doesn't need the Internet -- she's already worldwide.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "To be continued."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
