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Two friends go out to a club. One friend with a wooden eye says that he's nervous about girls making fun of him. His friend tells him not to worry.
When they get into the club, the wounded friend gets up enough courage to ask a girl if she'd like to dance.
Excited, she says, "Would I?!"
When they get into the club, the wounded friend gets up enough courage to ask a girl if she'd like to dance.
Excited, she says, "Would I?!"
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Q: What's the longest word in the world?
A: Smiles -- there's a mile between the first and last letters.
A: Smiles -- there's a mile between the first and last letters.
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Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N' Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the couple produced six children: Holie...
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the couple produced six children: Holie...
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amaryllis.
Amaryllis who?
Amaryllis state agent. Wanna buy a house?
Who's there?
Amaryllis.
Amaryllis who?
Amaryllis state agent. Wanna buy a house?
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Q: Did you hear that former President Clinton is buying a house in North Carolina?
A: He can't decide which city to live in: Blowing Rock or Morehead City.
A: He can't decide which city to live in: Blowing Rock or Morehead City.
Q: Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
A: Because he didn't want to fall into the hot chocolate.
A: Because he didn't want to fall into the hot chocolate.
Q: Why don't men trust women?
A: You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
A: You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.
A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.
