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Two men debate whether Hawaii is pronounced "HaVaii" or "HaWaii."
They ask a passerby, who answers "Havaii."
"Thank you," says the satisfied first man.
"You're velcome," replies the passerby.
They ask a passerby, who answers "Havaii."
"Thank you," says the satisfied first man.
"You're velcome," replies the passerby.
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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?
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I'm staying in a nice hotel not too far from here. They even put me in the honeymoon suite... I'm staying with a nice couple from Nebraska.
I'm gonna go to upstate New York. New York's the only state that has an upstate... Other states have applied for it, but they can't get it.
I found this beautiful beach. It was right on the water.
Whale watching -- that was fun. Captain even let me steer the ship. I liked that. Wasn't crazy about sitting on his lap, but I did all right.
If there's such a thing as reincarnation, I was never Chinese 'cause none of this crap's ringing a bell.
You could be a genius -- you try to write a postcard, you come across like a moron anyway. It's always like, 'This city's got big buildings. I like food. Bye.'
You do things in a hotel you would never think about doing in your own home. As soon as that door shuts, pants come off. Drop stuff on the floor -- I ain't picking that crap up.
Why do they bother putting wheels on luggage? Did you ever try to pull your luggage through the airport? There's no control. I killed, like, three kids on the way here.
The first book I'd bring with me would be a big, plastic inflatable book, and the second one would be 'How to Make Oars out of Sand.'
Because I'm a genius, I went to Las Vegas in mid-July. I went there because the flight to the sun was all booked up.
I was down in Tennessee. Let me tell you right now about Tennessee. Your car breaks down in Tennessee? You have just moved to Tennessee.
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They went back and forth until they stopped for lunch. At the counter, one tourist asked the employee,...
They went back and forth until they stopped for lunch. At the counter, one tourist asked the employee,...
A man and his wife check into a cheap hotel. The husband goes down to the bar, but his tired wife goes up to the room to lie down. Suddenly, an elevated train passes by very close to the window, shakes the room and throws her out of bed. She lies...
Want to get out of this place? I've got an hour left before my bus pass expires.
Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a bus?
A: A bus has the pricks on the inside.
A: A bus has the pricks on the inside.
