A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldn't happen to know how these...
-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. -- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. -- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in. -- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. -- Why...