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10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.
When you open Windows it won't work!
The Captain's log!
They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete: Any computer you own.
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become...
The man replies, "Oh, it's the newest technology -- I...
Profanity
Eve -- she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other!
She sticks it in the microwave.
None, they would just declare darkness the new standard TM