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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
None, that's a hardware problem.
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Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
-- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
-- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
-- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
-- Why...
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A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldn't happen to know how these...
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1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining...
2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining...
A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.
The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.
It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"
She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"
I live on the edge. The night is young for me. I'm going to go rent a movie, and I'm not going to rewind it.
I bought a real expensive water filter, but it works too good. I just get hydrogen.
Every time you walk by there's a warp core breach in my pants.
I need some help with my calculus. Can you integrate my natural log?
I've got something you need to download from my hard drive.
Let me show you why they call me... The Webmaster.
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes--even though I am programmed with a fully functioning GPS.
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you. Of course, I am not capable of crying.
