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A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldn't happen to know how these...
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Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
-- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
-- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
-- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
-- Why...
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
None, that's a hardware problem.
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How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.
How is a computer like an air conditioner?
When you open Windows it won't work!
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
The Captain's log!
How is a computer like Britney Spears?
They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete: Any computer you own.
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become...
10. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length of string.
9. You check out their address, and it's a phone booth containing a Compaq portable and an acoustic coupler.
8. Their chief technical officer lives in a 10-foot-by-7-foot shack...
9. You check out their address, and it's a phone booth containing a Compaq portable and an acoustic coupler.
8. Their chief technical officer lives in a 10-foot-by-7-foot shack...
I'm going to tell you right now, please, when you use the Windex bottle, never put that s**t halfway. Always make sure it's lined up. There's no joke here. Don't do that. Bad things happen to good people. I know somebody here is gonna be like...
A man walks into a bar and sits down right across from the bartender. The bartender sees the man poking at his hand and putting it next to his ear, and asks him, "What are you doing?
The man replies, "Oh, it's the newest technology -- I...
What is the first programming language you learn when studying computer science?
Profanity
Who invented the first computer in Biblical Times?
Eve -- she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other!
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they would just declare darkness the new standard TM
