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A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldn't happen to know how these...
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Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
None, that's a hardware problem.
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-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
-- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
-- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
-- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
-- Why...
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Q: What is the difference between sex and computers?
A: With computers, the software goes into the hardware. With sex, the hardware goes into the software.
A: With computers, the software goes into the hardware. With sex, the hardware goes into the software.
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
My lips are registered weapons. They shoot deadly laser beams.
What is your sign? Mine is "Property of NASA."
Have you ever seen hardware like this before?
Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh, it was my jaw! Please reconnect it with these bolts.
I am feeling a little off today. How about turning me on? The switch is on the back of my neck.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together. And it would stand for "user interface."
You make me want to become a better automaton.
I enjoy long walks away from sand and water.
My intelligence may be artificial, but the attraction is real, baby.
Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Wait, that is me. Please remain while I change my coolant.
At the sound of the beep, I can pleasure you continuously for another 10.4 hours.
