A: Because they dribble all over the court.
"No, why?"
Because they play dead at home and they die on the road.
After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in...
a hazard rougher than an tree;
A tree o'er which my ball must fly
if on the green it is to lie;
A tree which stands that green to guard,
and makes the shot extremely hard;
A tree whose...
Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to the other, "You know, the Patriots might have won the Super Bowl, but their fans are such a**holes!"
A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face...
As he wandered the streets he stopped at an antique shop and decided to go in. On looking around he noticed a very strange looking bronze cat which had a tag on it saying, "Bronze Cat $30.00, Story...
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as...
The next person says, "Thanks, Rocker. You dissed homosexuals."
The next guys says, "You dissed people with...
Just before the conductor appears both Red Sox fans go...
"Why sure," the mechanic said, not seeming to recognize the golf star.
About...
A) Let's get the "puck" out of here!
The first man gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, "No, you CANNOT play through." He assumed...
--Karolyn Rose, ex-wife of Pete Rose, 1981
"It's a weird scene. You win a few baseball games and all of a sudden, you're surrounded by...
