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Q: What do a gay guy and an oven have in common?

A: They both brown your meat.
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Q: What's about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?

A: A toothbrush.
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Q: Why is Wednesday the best night of the week to hit the bars?

A: Because it's "hump day."
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Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, “Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late.” Paul replies, “Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My...
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Q: What did the dick say to the condom?

A: Cover me -- I'm going in.
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his other friend. When he...
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A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.

After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his...
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Two neighbors, John and Sam, are always competing.

One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam's wife, naked, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he's seen his wife naked.

Sam wants revenge,...
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Did you hear about the man who joined a nudist colony?

The first day was his hardest.
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Mom + Dad - Rubber = U
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A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm when one day he walks out behind the barn and sees his grandfather playing with himself. The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?" Grandpa replies, "No sonny, just jacking!"
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What did the leper say to the prostitute after their date?

Keep the tip.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Megasoreass

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotopuss

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Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

He's renaming it MICROHARD.

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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie,"only you do it yourself.

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he...
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Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year and the other is a great year.
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How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex?

One of his fingers is clean

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Q. Why is it called the wonder bra?

A. Because when they take it off you wonder where her boobs went.

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