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The Nuns and The Blind Man

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door...

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Seeking the Sightless

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

It ain't hard...

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Grandma & Grandpa

Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa.

"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."

They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.

"That's for knowin' the difference."

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Shave and a Hair Cut

A man is away on business, at a convention for marvellous machines. He found a long corridor lined with machines and decided to try a few. The first he came to was called ''The Wonder Cut''. He inserted his money and did as he was told to do by...

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Eating a Mandarin

Q: What is better than eating a mandarin?

A: Eating Amanda out.

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Eskimos and Tupperware

Q: What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

A: They both like a tight seal.

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Tire vs. Condoms

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year and the other is a great year.

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Mechanical Sex

How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex?

One of his fingers is clean

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The Wonder Bra

Q. Why is it called the wonder bra?

A. Because when they take it off you wonder where her boobs went.

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Coming Into The Closet

What do you call five lesbians in a closet?

A licker cabinet

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The Leprechaun's Three Wishes

A guy walks into the bathroom and sees a very small man taking a leak. The little man looks at him and says "Hi! I'm a leprechaun! And because I like you, I'm going to grant you three wishes."

The man thinks for a moment and then says "I'd...

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Pierre the Fighter Pilot

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre the fighter pilot and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" He grabs a bottle of merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" asks the startled...

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