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John goes on vacation to Helopisa. Immediately, a foo bird sh*ts on him. He asks the first person he sees where he can wash it off.

"No! No!" the person says. "You cannot wash it off! That is good luck. The ancient foo bird has chosen you....
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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A: A private tooter.
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Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?

A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.
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Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?
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A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear.

Distraught, she asked her husband to unscrew the seat and drive her to the...
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Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?

A: A Shih-Tzpoo
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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?

A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?

A: Who knows -- it's never been done.
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A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the street. He picks it up and a genie comes out, "You are my master. You now have one wish."

The Russian man says, "I would like to piss vodka."

When the he gets home, he tells his...
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Q: What do you get when you mix holy water with castor oil?

A: A religious movement.
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Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"

A: It hasn't come out yet.
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Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet.

The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage...
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A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and has to stop every 15 minutes. A truck driver stops and offers a ride, but warns him that he won't stop for anything.

About 10 minutes on the road, the hitchhiker begs the...
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Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas.

The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job?

A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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Q: Why do farts smell?

A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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Q: What do men and public toilets have in common?

A: They're both either busy or full of sh*t.
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Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace.

She says to the wolf, "My, what big ears you have!"

The wolf keeps...
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-- Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.

-- Clean Poop: You poop, it's in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

-- Second Wave Poop: You're done pooping and you've pulled your...
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