Most Popular Tags Today
1-20 of 203 Results
Jokes Tagged:
potty humor (203)
John goes on vacation to Helopisa. Immediately, a foo bird sh*ts on him. He asks the first person he sees where he can wash it off.
"No! No!" the person says. "You cannot wash it off! That is good luck. The ancient foo bird has chosen you....
"No! No!" the person says. "You cannot wash it off! That is good luck. The ancient foo bird has chosen you....
Jokes Tagged:
potty humor (203)
Jokes Tagged:
potty humor (203)
regular ass
(_!_)
fat ass
(__!__)
tight ass
(!)
flat ass
(_._)
bubble ass
(_^_)
sore ass
(_*_)
lop-sided ass
(_!__)
swishy ass
{_!_}
surprised ass
(_o_)
ass...
(_!_)
fat ass
(__!__)
tight ass
(!)
flat ass
(_._)
bubble ass
(_^_)
sore ass
(_*_)
lop-sided ass
(_!__)
swishy ass
{_!_}
surprised ass
(_o_)
ass...
Jokes Tagged:
potty humor (203)
Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it...
Two construction workers work on the 30th floor. One of them has to piss, so the other guy agrees to hold on to him while he leans out a window. Just then the dinner bell sounds and the guy who was holding the other guy runs down to get his...
Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet.
The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage...
The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage...
Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?
A: He drowned in his own tea pee.
A: He drowned in his own tea pee.
Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?
Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
Q: Why are men like diapers?
A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the waiters have two spoons in their vest pockets. A waiter explains, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware is spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement."
Then the...
Then the...
A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the street. He picks it up and a genie comes out, "You are my master. You now have one wish."
The Russian man says, "I would like to piss vodka."
When the he gets home, he tells his...
The Russian man says, "I would like to piss vodka."
When the he gets home, he tells his...
Want to hear a dirty joke? A man fell in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was his neighbor.
Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was his neighbor.
Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas.
The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job?
A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
