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potty humor (201)
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potty humor (201)
Jokes Tagged:
potty humor (201)
John goes on vacation to Helopisa. Immediately, a foo bird sh*ts on him. He asks the first person he sees where he can wash it off.
"No! No!" the person says. "You cannot wash it off! That is good luck. The ancient foo bird has chosen you....
"No! No!" the person says. "You cannot wash it off! That is good luck. The ancient foo bird has chosen you....
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I love Florida. It's my favorite state because it's shaped like a penis peeing on the Caribbean.
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window.
After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again,...
After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again,...
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss them.
A: Men usually miss them.
Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the waiters have two spoons in their vest pockets. A waiter explains, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware is spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement."
Then the...
Then the...
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel,...
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel,...
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?"
"About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies.
The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"
"About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies.
The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"
Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it...
Two construction workers work on the 30th floor. One of them has to piss, so the other guy agrees to hold on to him while he leans out a window. Just then the dinner bell sounds and the guy who was holding the other guy runs down to get his...
Q: Why are men like diapers?
A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?
