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John goes on vacation to Helopisa. Immediately, a foo bird sh*ts on him. He asks the first person he sees where he can wash it off.
"No! No!" the person says. "You cannot wash it off! That is good luck. The ancient foo bird has chosen you....
"No! No!" the person says. "You cannot wash it off! That is good luck. The ancient foo bird has chosen you....
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fat ass
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tight ass
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flat ass
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sore ass
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lop-sided ass
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swishy ass
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surprised ass
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Jokes Tagged:
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Jokes Tagged:
potty humor (201)
Jokes Tagged:
potty humor (201)
Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?
A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear.
Distraught, she asked her husband to unscrew the seat and drive her to the...
Distraught, she asked her husband to unscrew the seat and drive her to the...
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?
A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows -- it's never been done.
A: Who knows -- it's never been done.
A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the street. He picks it up and a genie comes out, "You are my master. You now have one wish."
The Russian man says, "I would like to piss vodka."
When the he gets home, he tells his...
The Russian man says, "I would like to piss vodka."
When the he gets home, he tells his...
Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet.
The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage...
The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage...
A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and has to stop every 15 minutes. A truck driver stops and offers a ride, but warns him that he won't stop for anything.
About 10 minutes on the road, the hitchhiker begs the...
About 10 minutes on the road, the hitchhiker begs the...
Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas.
The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job?
A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
Q: What do men and public toilets have in common?
A: They're both either busy or full of sh*t.
A: They're both either busy or full of sh*t.
Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace.
She says to the wolf, "My, what big ears you have!"
The wolf keeps...
She says to the wolf, "My, what big ears you have!"
The wolf keeps...
-- Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
-- Clean Poop: You poop, it's in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
-- Second Wave Poop: You're done pooping and you've pulled your...
-- Clean Poop: You poop, it's in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
-- Second Wave Poop: You're done pooping and you've pulled your...
