Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Mmm...pop-tarts
--Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women.
--Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse.
--Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he...
They both come with plastic jugs
A. They both have big woofers.
A. Because then would have had to change their slogan from "It's the real thing".
Cause they all get their periods at the same time
a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
c. They both stink.
Because it gets fingered by the Hobbit.
A. He knocks on the door, but forgets to come in!
Flaming Lips!