The Phantom of the Oprah.
A. He knocks on the door, but forgets to come in!
Q: They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together.
A: One, two, one, two, three, four!
Pop Tarts.
It's called ''Mr. Opie's Holland.''
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!