A: Just the one.
One, and that person shall be President Andrew Jackson, hero of the Battle of New Orleans and Friend to the Common Man!
That light bulb's never getting changed.
Bill took Chelsea in...
The doctor understands and gives him some...
"Well," said the guy, "I''m...
"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."
"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have...
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in...
A: To keep his ankles warm!
Close, but no cigar.
Job opening!
Our Rights: The following was written by State Representative Mitchell Kaye from Cobb County, GA
We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid...
"Hello, Mr. President, and Vice President. If I may please make a suggestion... it...
Two breasts and a left wing.
"Why's he smiling?" one officer asks.
The other replies, "He thought he was having his picture taken."
