A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of milk. Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake. When he knocks on the door, a woman comes out with just a bath towel around her.
I got a huge head, one of the bigger heads you'll see on the show tonight. I know it's a big head because every time I'm in a picture, it always looks like I'm really close to the camera.
I finally did it. I went out and got some cosmetic surgery done. I had my chin removed and my ears enlarged. It sucks having no chin, man. In the last two weeks alone, I've lost 17 motorcycle helmets.