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Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model?

A: A boner.
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A guy gets stopped by the bouncer at a nightclub. "You have to wear a tie," says the bouncer.

The guy goes back to his car and finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around his neck, and goes back to the club.

The bouncer lets him...
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Q: What are they doing about the mysterious hole discovered at the Carefree Nudist Camp?

A: Nothing -- the police won't look into it.
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A lot of bars have black lights, and when a bar has black lights, everybody looks very cool -- except for me because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.
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I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.
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This is day 14 of my head held hostage by this god awful haircut.
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Jokes Tagged: lookin' good (492)Jimmy Pardo (7) 
Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute."

Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky 'egg'lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped...
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Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?

A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.
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If you were a phaser, you'd be set on "stunning."
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Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
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Jokes Tagged: lookin' good (492)Amy Schumer (4) 
I went to the tanning salon a couple of weeks ago, this place called Tantastic. I had never been in my life. I didn't know how the whole tanning process worked. I go in -- stupid girl that works there didn't tell me where those little goggles go;...
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Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?

A: When you take it off, you wonder where her boobs went.
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Q: What do you get when a 6-foot blonde bends over?

A: A 3-foot brunette.
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Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good to a man?

A: Put a nipple on it.
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Sometimes I wear two wallets so it looks like I have an ass.
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A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head. The barman asks, "Why are you wearing a pork pie on your head?"

The man replies, "It's a family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday."

The barman remarks,...
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A guy goes to the psychiatrist only wearing shorts made of Glad wrap.

The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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Q: What has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?

A: My zipper.
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I got a huge head, one of the bigger heads you'll see on the show tonight. I know it's a big head because every time I'm in a picture, it always looks like I'm really close to the camera.
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Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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