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A guy gets stopped by the bouncer at a nightclub. "You have to wear a tie," says the bouncer.
The guy goes back to his car and finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around his neck, and goes back to the club.
The bouncer lets him...
The guy goes back to his car and finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around his neck, and goes back to the club.
The bouncer lets him...
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Q: What are they doing about the mysterious hole discovered at the Carefree Nudist Camp?
A: Nothing -- the police won't look into it.
A: Nothing -- the police won't look into it.
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A lot of bars have black lights, and when a bar has black lights, everybody looks very cool -- except for me because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.
I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.
This is day 14 of my head held hostage by this god awful haircut.
Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said, "I have to go change. I'll be back in a minute."
Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky 'egg'lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped...
Five minutes later, the the female egg walked out in a slinky 'egg'lige, rubbing her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped...
Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?
A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.
A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.
If you were a phaser, you'd be set on "stunning."
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
I went to the tanning salon a couple of weeks ago, this place called Tantastic. I had never been in my life. I didn't know how the whole tanning process worked. I go in -- stupid girl that works there didn't tell me where those little goggles go;...
Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off, you wonder where her boobs went.
A: When you take it off, you wonder where her boobs went.
Sometimes I wear two wallets so it looks like I have an ass.
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head. The barman asks, "Why are you wearing a pork pie on your head?"
The man replies, "It's a family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday."
The barman remarks,...
The man replies, "It's a family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday."
The barman remarks,...
A guy goes to the psychiatrist only wearing shorts made of Glad wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
I got a huge head, one of the bigger heads you'll see on the show tonight. I know it's a big head because every time I'm in a picture, it always looks like I'm really close to the camera.
