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Q: What are they doing about the mysterious hole discovered at the Carefree Nudist Camp?
A: Nothing -- the police won't look into it.
A: Nothing -- the police won't look into it.
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A guy gets stopped by the bouncer at a nightclub. "You have to wear a tie," says the bouncer.
The guy goes back to his car and finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around his neck, and goes back to the club.
The bouncer lets him...
The guy goes back to his car and finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around his neck, and goes back to the club.
The bouncer lets him...
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A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of milk. Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake. When he knocks on the door, a woman comes out with just a bath towel around her.
She confirms that she wants 45 pints. "Milk...
She confirms that she wants 45 pints. "Milk...
You know the worst thing about having a weak chin? It takes me about three to four hours to change a pillow case.
If you were a phaser, you'd be set on "stunning."
If I said you had a pronounced sloping brow, would you hold it against me?
Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off, you wonder where her boobs went.
A: When you take it off, you wonder where her boobs went.
No, really, I'm more interested in your brain than your body.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would it be okay if I ate it?
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head. The barman asks, "Why are you wearing a pork pie on your head?"
The man replies, "It's a family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday."
The barman remarks,...
The man replies, "It's a family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday."
The barman remarks,...
A guy goes to the psychiatrist only wearing shorts made of Glad wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
I got a huge head, one of the bigger heads you'll see on the show tonight. I know it's a big head because every time I'm in a picture, it always looks like I'm really close to the camera.
Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?
A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.
A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.
I finally did it. I went out and got some cosmetic surgery done. I had my chin removed and my ears enlarged. It sucks having no chin, man. In the last two weeks alone, I've lost 17 motorcycle helmets.
