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Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.
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What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, “Where do you...
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Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you''re dead.
A: A hooker will stop trying to screw you once you''re dead.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: One but it has to have a good case.
A: One but it has to have a good case.
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What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?
Pollution.
What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
Solution.
Pollution.
What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
Solution.
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Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!
He was looking for loopholes!
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A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the...
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"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client.
"What's the bad news?"
The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."
"Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?"
"Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed...
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What's the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers?
One is boorish rude and insensitive, the other is just a joke!!
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A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's the difference between em?
The snake had skid marks in front of him.
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