No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your...
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave...
The dad takes a sip and nearly passes out because...
His mother smiled and gave...
Jill came back down with two fifty.
Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. Well, said Mr....
A: Well, he called me last night and told me to tell you hello.
1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2) Please excuse Lisa...
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised. But she smiled and then frowned knowing the...