He saw some American do it on TV.
The doctor says, "Why on earth would you want a lobotomy?"
The polack responds, "Why, so I can write 'dumb polack' jokes, of course!"
The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than the previous week....
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please."
To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."
At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top...
Raju: Because doctor asked me to stay away from the tea.