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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

He saw some American do it on TV.

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How do you spell Canada?

*C-EH N-EH D-EH

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These three men were stranded on an island: a Nefoundlander, a Cape Bretoner and a Quebecian. The three searched the island to try to find a way off when the Nefoundlander came upon a lamp with a genie. The genie poped up and said, “I...
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What is the Cuban national anthem?
''Row Your Boat!''
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Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?
A car thief who can't drive!
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What's green with 20,000 assholes?
A St.Patrick's Day parade!
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Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest that would eventually become Canada.

"You know," said the first explorer, "we should name this vast forest we're hiking through."

"I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each...
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What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O'Furniture!
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A polish guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you give me a lobotomy?"

The doctor says, "Why on earth would you want a lobotomy?"

The polack responds, "Why, so I can write 'dumb polack' jokes, of course!"

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An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 Japanese yen and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than the previous week....

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A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach...
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Joke from our friends in India...

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please."

To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.

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Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat?

Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

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Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag.

At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top...

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Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing
Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai...
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Ram: Why are you drinking tea with the help of the straw?

Raju: Because doctor asked me to stay away from the tea.

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1. You never run out of wheat
2. Those cool Saskatchewan Wheat Pool hats
3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning
4. Your province is really easy to draw
5. You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard...
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1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beachfront property
2. Amusing town names like ''Flin Flon'' and ''Winnipeg''
3. All your local bands make it big and move to Toronto
4. The only province to ever violently rebel...
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1. You live in the center of the universe
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election
4. There's no such thing as an Ontario Separatist
5. Your grandparents sold...
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