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Mime in a Forest Riddle
A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest.

A tree falls on him.

Does anyone care?
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Midgets and Tampons
Q: Why don't midgets wear tampons?

A: They trip over the strings.
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Jackass
Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic?

A. Show me your license.
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Undercover Cops
Q: What's another name for undercover cops?

A: Pigs-in-a-blanket.
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Yo Ain't Got No Mama
You don't have a mama: Two dads and a chemisty set don't count.
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Born Loser Defined
Q: What's the definition of a born loser?

A: A stowaway on a kamikaze plane.
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Frank Pete
What did one fat chick say to the other?

Who cares, they're both fat.

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Marble
You're as sharp as a marble.
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You're So Fat...Limo
You are so fat, you rented a 250-foot long limo, sat in the back and squished the poor driver.
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Twinkie Insult
I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
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You're So Fat...Himalayas
You're so fat, mountain climbers climb the Himalayas for practice before climbing you.
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You're So Poor...Hole
You're so poor, you have a big hole in the wall and call it central air.
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You're So Ugly...Trick or Treat
You're so ugly, you Trick or Treat over the phone.
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You're So Poor...Cable TV
You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watcht he police and call it “Cops.”
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The Stick
''Did you ever find the guy?''
''What guy?''
''The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!''
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How Tall?
How tall are you?
I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
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Face 2 Face
"Hey, how's your face feeling?"
"Fine. Why?"
"Because it's killing me!"
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Human Race
As an outside observer, what do you think of the human race?
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Is That Your Face?
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
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Staring Insult
If someone ever says, “What are you staring at?”
Say “I don't know, give me a minute.”
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