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I cannot tell a lie. You've started a revolution in my pants.
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You know, they also used to call me "The Great De-pants-inator."
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I cannot tell a lie. These dentures aren't the only thing on me that's made of wood.
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Look, we can debate this all night...
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Baby, let's unite the way I united the North and South.
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I cannot tell a lie. Baby, YOU'RE my first lady.
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Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!
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I cannot tell a lie. All those other guys are just Minutemen.
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Let me know if my beard tickles.
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I cannot tell a lie. I'd cross the Delaware for a night with you.
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I've got the beginnings of a log cabin in my pants.
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Can I leave my hat on?
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I cannot tell a lie. I call this "the cherry tree"... but not because of the fruit.
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If you're one score and one year old, call me!
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I cannot tell a lie. Let's go back to my estate where I can watch you mount Vernon.
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Can I give you my Gettysburg address? No? How about my Gettysburg phone number?
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I cannot tell a lie. I'd like to be the father of your country.
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Don't you want to know why they call me "The Rail Splitter?"
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Care to join me at the theater this evening?
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How'd you like to earn your own "George Washington Slept Here" sign?
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