The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please?...
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with...
One day she tells him, "I have to take your temperature. I'm sorry, but for this reading, I cannot use an oral...
The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.''
The guy replies, ''Would that keep me from getting...
He asked if they were willing...
A: She woke up with a kernel between her legs.
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in amazement,...
Doctor: Well, go in there and tell him I can't see him!!
The man replied, '' Well, at least I don't have cancer.''
A: The taste.
"Tell me the bad news" says the man.
"Well," says the doctor, "the bad news is...
So the doctor replied, "What! you've got four!?"
...
His mother.
