Girl: Wow! That's great! Why?
Dermatologist: There's no more space.
"Well, in plain...
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with...
One day she tells him, "I have to take your temperature. I'm sorry, but for this reading, I cannot use an oral...
A: Twelve: One to do it. one to chart it. ten to write the policy and procedure.
Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty: one primary care...
"Tell me the bad news" says the man.
"Well," says the doctor, "the bad news is...
So the doctor replied, "What! you've got four!?"
...
The man replied, '' Well, at least I don't have cancer.''
A: She woke up with a kernel between her legs.
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in amazement,...
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.
He went to the medicine cabinet, pulled out a bottle and began to swallow a handful of Prozac pills he found there.
After the first few he felt a lot better.
The left side of his body was completely paralyzed.
The doctor said, "He was going to be all right."
