He asked if they were willing...
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please?...
"Well, in plain...
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with...
''You are fine, how am I?''
The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.''
The guy replies, ''Would that keep me from getting...
A: Because everything he saw was fuzzy.
A: The taste.
Girl: Wow! That's great! Why?
Dermatologist: There's no more space.
A: She woke up with a kernel between her legs.
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in amazement,...
Doctor: Well, go in there and tell him I can't see him!!
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.