He asked if they were willing...
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please?...
"Well, in plain...
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with...
One day she tells him, "I have to take your temperature. I'm sorry, but for this reading, I cannot use an oral...
The guy asks for the bad news first.
The nurse says, "We're going to have to remove your legs."
Then the guy...
The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.''
The guy replies, ''Would that keep me from getting...
A: Because everything he saw was fuzzy.
A: The taste.
Girl: Wow! That's great! Why?
Dermatologist: There's no more space.
A: She woke up with a kernel between her legs.
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in amazement,...
Doctor: Well, go in there and tell him I can't see him!!
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.
