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How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer....

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What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.

What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

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As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce, and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the picnic table in our backyard,...
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?

Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.

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A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When...
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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

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What's grosser than gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon!

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What's grosser than gross?

Finding a used condom in the bottom mayo jar!

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Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, there's no money, only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt.

"We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners. They eat their...
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Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony?

A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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What did the dad say when his son said, ''Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?

''Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

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An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.

One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and...
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What do you get when you eat a prune pizza?

Pizzeria!

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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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One night as a bartender is closing up his bar, he hears a knock at the back door. When he opens the door, there stands a bum who asks, "Can I have a toothpick?"

The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up his bar.

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Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?

A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?

A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.

ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.

ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

TIRE FART= You can't control the blow...

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