A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
''Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer....
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon!
Finding a used condom in the bottom mayo jar!
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'"
"No," the guy says. "My farts do."
So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside.
After about...
"Zacklies?"
"Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your butt!"
Ugly!