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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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A guy walks into a store. He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand. In his hand he's holding a big pile of crap. He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, ''Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in."
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What did the dad say when his son said, ''Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?
''Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer....
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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, there's no money, only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt.
"We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners. They eat their...
"We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners. They eat their...
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What's grosser than gross?
Finding a used condom in the bottom mayo jar!
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When...
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the first fly started sniffing around and said, "Ew, who farted?"
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A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda."
The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'"
"No," the guy says. "My farts do."
So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside.
After about...
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"Where did you get those zacklies?"
"Zacklies?"
"Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your butt!"
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I?
Ugly!
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