And your nose is kinda runny
You might think it's funny...
But it's not.
A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.
ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.
TIRE FART= You can't control the blow...
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'"
"No," the guy says. "My farts do."
So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside.
After about...
"Zacklies?"
"Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your butt!"
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
Finding a used condom in the bottom mayo jar!
"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer....
"Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
