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How can you tell that your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.
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Q: What do you call a lesbian eskimo?
A: A klondyke.
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges...
Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
A. Phone her.
A. Phone her.
Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
A. Because they think men care.
Q. What is the definition of "making love?"
A. Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
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Q. What's the difference between Elton John and Tarzan?
A.Tarzan has a dick.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasoreass.
After working out in the gym, Bill, a gay man was in the locker room drying off. He was watching this well-built guy rub vaseline on his chest and, after watching for a few minutes Bill decided to ask why. The guy replied, "It makes hair grow."...
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
Q. What is another word for lesbian?
A. Vagi-terian
Q: Why cant a lesbian go on a diet and wear makeup at the same time?
A: Because they cant eat Jenny Craig and have Mary Kay on their face at the same time.
Q: There were two gay men and two lesbians moving from California to New York. Which ones got there first?
A: The lesbians, they got there lickity split, while the gay guys were still packin' their shit!'
A: The lesbians, they got there lickity split, while the gay guys were still packin' their shit!'
10) Your mom.
9) Piss in the wind.
8) Spit straight up.
7) "No, officer, we haven't been drinking..."
6) Swallow.
5) Drop the soap.
4) Eat it if it smells.
3) Get drunk at a gay bar.
2) Play leapfrog with a unicorn.
1) Use Elmers' glue for a lubricant.
What's the difference between prison and a microwave?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
Two gay guys are walking past a funeral home and one says to the other, ''Do you want to go inside and suck down a couple cold ones?''
