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Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich -- dirty.'
I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get it. You sit here -- I'll get it, I'll make it.'
Whenever I have food ordered in, I try to decide what is the worst way to come to the door, and I've decided it's tied to a chair.
My favorite cold cereal is the Grape Nuts. I love Grape Nuts -- except, lots of times, I forget to put milk on them the night before I want to eat them.
I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
I noticed your toast points from across the room.
Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.
