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After graduating from college, Joe was increasingly hampered by worse and worse headaches. By his 30th birthday, he decided to seek medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who could...
Nice rags. I love how they cling to what's left of your festering carcass.
Nice rags. Haven't I seen you rooting around the same pile before?
Haven't I seen that ironic t-shirt somewhere before?
Can you help me pick out a design for my next tattoo?
That sport jacket totally matches your sneakers.
That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage light.
Can you imagine if you had a pair of shoes that you could only walk in? That could be kind of limiting under certain circumstances. 'Everybody get outta here! There's a swarm of bees coming!' What? Oh great, I got my walking shoes on today. I guess I better stroll the hell out of here at a moderate pace.
Wow, your t-shirt is even more ironic than mine!
Every item in women's clothing stores now has shoulder pads in them, right? Because women are actually supposed to look more masculine, more broad, more aggressive for the 90s. I heard that L'eggs is coming out with new pantyhose with cups in them.
I'm lazy, though. I'll get down to my last outfit before I'll wash anything. You'll see me at a club with a tuxedo on, just chilling.
Height makes all the difference. Tall guy walks around with a trench coat, he looks like Wyatt Earp or something cool like that. I put one on, you know what I look like? I look like the Hamburglar.
Three o'clock in the afternoon today, I'm downtown; there's a guy standing in front of a fire hydrant, which is open just a little bit. He's naked from the waist down, and in the spray from the hydrant, he's shaving off his pubic hair with a...
I can understand no wallets at Old Navy, but no ties? What am I supposed to wear with my mock-ribbed turtleneck and purple camouflage cargo pants? I've got a funeral to go to.
I went shopping for jeans a couple days ago, and I get some Generation X moron who fell off his skateboard one too many times: 'Would you like to try on the easy fitting jeans?' 'No, bring me the most difficult pair of pants you have. I want to...
Cleavage season just about over. I'm gonna miss it. 'Cause cleavage, when it first pops out, like late February/early March, it's almost like Groundhog Day. It's like, 'Ah, it's gonna be an early spring.'
Ladies, they call this a 'half shirt' for a reason: only half of y'all are supposed to wear this.
