-- I'm not convinced. I'm going to go give her a good shaking? -- I'm sure we'll all be laughing about this in no time! -- It's funny -- we all thought you'd be the first to go, Grandpa. -- You know, your husband never paid back that $50 he owed
Three friends die in a car accident and attend an orientation in Heaven. An angel asks, "When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your...
A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump.
The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord. When you...