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There was a bear taking a dump in the forest when a rabbit walked by. The bear said, "Hey, rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"
"No," said the rabbit.
"That's great!" The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him.
"No," said the rabbit.
"That's great!" The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him.
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There once was a boy named "Odd."
People made fun of him because of his name, so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."
People made fun of him because of his name, so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."
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-- I'm not convinced. I'm going to go give her a good shaking?
-- I'm sure we'll all be laughing about this in no time!
-- It's funny -- we all thought you'd be the first to go, Grandpa.
-- You know, your husband never paid back that $50 he owed
-- I'm sure we'll all be laughing about this in no time!
-- It's funny -- we all thought you'd be the first to go, Grandpa.
-- You know, your husband never paid back that $50 he owed
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Three friends die in a car accident and attend an orientation in Heaven. An angel asks, "When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I would...
The first guy says, "I would...
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The inmate on death row is scheduled to be put to death by firing squad. He doesn't request a last meal or anything special for his last day.
As he stands before the firing squad he says, "Actually, music is my life. One thing I would...
As he stands before the firing squad he says, "Actually, music is my life. One thing I would...
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An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your...
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She...
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She...
Hey babe, rigor mortis has set in, if you know what I mean...
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Oh no, it was probably when I ate your brain.
About a month ago, I got a cactus, and a week later, it died. I got really depressed because I was like, damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
We're the perfect match--you're drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped dead.
What time do you have to be back in Heaven? Because I have to be back in my grave in about six hours.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet--and the dead bodies of people whose brains I've eaten.
I've got the biggest, hardest slab in the cemetery!
Why don't we just go back to my place and rot?
A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump.
The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord. When you...
The sergeant gives instructions: "After you jump out of the plane, count slowly to 10. Your parachute will automatically open. If it doesn't, pull the emergency cord. When you...
