New Course Offerings for the Summer Session: THEORIES OF TIC-TAC-TOE:...
ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover earth, water, wind, and fire as the tools you'll need to get rid of your syllabus... some killer hashish.
SMUGGLING 101: Who says the party's over? Years of commerce have made this...
We are trying to give our students...
9. Did you even read the material?
8. It's a C, but it's a strong C.
7. Fascinatingly convoluted.
6. My, what nice, big margins!
5. You must've been up all last night.
4. The book ends...
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR...
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: Why did Clemson choose orange as a school color?
A: So that the football team could wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up...
The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?"
To...
The tale went this way: "There are beautiful maidens who live in the cracks and crevices in this valley. If you hear them call,...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday:
Today we will experiment with a new form called...
Curators at India's Baroda Museum reported irreparable damage to a priceless 3,000-year-old mummy, done by an overzealous cleaning person who apparently opened the mummy's case and vacuumed the body. The vacuum removed ancient dust, peeled...
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most...
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back of the herd that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because...
"Just to establish some parameters," says the professor to a student from Arkansas, "what is the opposite of...
''How many students here,'' said the professor, ''engage more than once a week?''
Five people...
