New Course Offerings for the Summer Session: THEORIES OF TIC-TAC-TOE:...
ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover earth, water, wind, and fire as the tools you'll need to get rid of your syllabus... some killer hashish.
SMUGGLING 101: Who says the party's over? Years of commerce have made this...
We are trying to give our students...
9. Did you even read the material?
8. It's a C, but it's a strong C.
7. Fascinatingly convoluted.
6. My, what nice, big margins!
5. You must've been up all last night.
4. The book ends...
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR...
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: Why did Clemson choose orange as a school color?
A: So that the football team could wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up...
The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?"
To...
The tale went this way: "There are beautiful maidens who live in the cracks and crevices in this valley. If you hear them call,...
Jane blushed and said that she didn't know. Jimmy raised his hand and said,...
9) Your firstborn is named Dotcom.
8) You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the...
Her friend says, "First learn all the provinces and their capitals."
So...
"Will that be paper or plastic?"
In-class Assignment for Wednesday:
Today we will experiment with a new form called...
Curators at India's Baroda Museum reported irreparable damage to a priceless 3,000-year-old mummy, done by an overzealous cleaning person who apparently opened the mummy's case and vacuumed the body. The vacuum removed ancient dust, peeled...
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most...
