New Course Offerings for the Summer Session: THEORIES OF TIC-TAC-TOE:...
ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover earth, water, wind, and fire as the tools you'll need to get rid of your syllabus... some killer hashish.
SMUGGLING 101: Who says the party's over? Years of commerce have made this...
We are trying to give our students...
9. Did you even read the material?
8. It's a C, but it's a strong C.
7. Fascinatingly convoluted.
6. My, what nice, big margins!
5. You must've been up all last night.
4. The book ends...
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR...
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: Why did Clemson choose orange as a school color?
A: So that the football team could wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up...
The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?"
To...
The tale went this way: "There are beautiful maidens who live in the cracks and crevices in this valley. If you hear them call,...
- Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
- Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
- Good girls wax their...
After a couple of minutes went by, a boy named John walked in and the teacher asked where he was. He said, "Shree...
The teacher,...
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"
Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights."
Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"
...
Pay him for the pizza.
"Would you like fries with that?"
