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And why are they coming so early? They're picking up garbage -- it's not going to go bad again.
L.A. is a very confusing place, only place I know where you can have, simultaneously, a drought and a flood. Every time you watch the weatherman, he goes, 'Rained all day, didn't help the drought. Back to you, Tom.' I got news for you, folks. If water doesn't solve your drought, you're screwed.
There are 10 million stories in Big Town, 8 million people -- somebody's lying.
I love it out here, 'cause you guys have personality. There's a lot of character; there's energy out here. I live in L.A., and you can't even say 'Hi' to people in L.A. -- people can't handle that. Here, it's cool, you can say whatever you want....
New York is a funny place. I was at the coffee shop last week, and I'm paying the cashier for my cup of coffee, and the other girl got sprayed by the espresso machine with the hot milk. And her shirt was burning her, and so she just ripped it off....
You give me a tree that can live off glass, cigarette butts and pebbles -- that's a real tree. No this 'I need sunshine' crap, no way. Our trees come up -- the branches are in the shape of middle fingers.
I'm from New York, so I thought everybody had Tourette's.
People in Brooklyn wear their hearts on their sleeves. 'Excuse me, sir, I'm lost.' 'Glad I'm not you!'
I love New York City. This is a great city. You get to see a lot in this city. I have to ask you a question -- have you ever seen somebody so gay, you're actually worried for his own safety?
I'm from San Francisco, and we like to protest, you know? We protest cars; we protest world trade. Basically, we're the most progressive city in the world, except when it comes to one thing: progress.
So I'm on the way in here tonight, and I see this panhandler, this homeless guy, right? And he's trying to bum some change off me for food -- while he was eating! Totally unprofessional.
One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that bears have started returning to the city. When bears are gentrifying your neighborhood and opening Thai restaurants, that's a poor neighborhood.
I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told was the poorest neighborhood in North America -- which I find very hard to believe because has anyone here ever been to Detroit?
Yesterday morning, I was in the park; I saw this old man doing tai chi. I was like, 'That is beautiful.' Then I look closer, and it wasn't an old man doing tai chi. It was one of those heroin guys that never falls over.
I've been here eight months. I have been in two earthquakes, a race riot, floods and fires, and I left New York because I couldn't handle my mother.
You New York chicks are high-maintenance... I'm not saying you're not worth it, I'm saying I ain't got it.
You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment when they're an adult. 'Nice haircut.' 'Screw you. What's wrong with it?'
I used to live out here myself. One thing I couldn't get used to: everybody with the blonde-blonde hair, dark tan, white teeth. Everybody looks like negatives.
It's kind of ironic because, when you get right down to it, you guys need the South much more than we need New York. You know? You need milk. You need grains. We don't need 'Urinetown.'
People are so backwards in Hollywood. Like, they take drugs right out in the open, but they eat in the closet.
