"Yes!" he says looking and sounding...
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and...
After ten years the job still sucks!
So the guy says louder, "I want a ceiling fan."
But the salesman says, "I told you, I'm all out of tunafish."
The guy frustrated, yells,...
A: Fuck if I know
Dear __________________________,
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of...
Run one lap around the office at top speed
Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no-player'must be in the bathroom at the time)
Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning'...
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million...
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10...
1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different...
Most of our competitors don't pay much either.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
You'll be here very late, very often -- might as well be...
A: "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy smiles and leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the...
He walked up to the brothel, knocked on the door and asked what...
