He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and...
"Yes!" he says looking and sounding...
10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
She didn't even say...
"How many customers did you serve today?" the manager asked.
"One," replied the new guy.
"Only one?" said the boss. "How much was the sale?"
The salesman answered,...
"Do you have any military experience?"
The Marine replied, "Why, yes! I've been in the Marines for a couple...
After ten years the job still sucks!
So the guy says louder, "I want a ceiling fan."
But the salesman says, "I told you, I'm all out of tunafish."
The guy frustrated, yells,...