He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and...
"Yes!" he says looking and sounding...
Most of our competitors don't pay much either.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
You'll be here very late, very often -- might as well be...
A: "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy smiles and leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the...
He walked up to the brothel, knocked on the door and asked what...
"Fifty dollars for three questions, "replies the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asks the man.
"Yes," the lawyer replies, "and what's your third question?"
Both men score nine out of 10 on the test; however, the manager decides to go with the...
10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
She didn't even say...
"How many customers did you serve today?" the manager asked.
"One," replied the new guy.
"Only one?" said the boss. "How much was the sale?"
The salesman answered,...
2) Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
3) A book on how to read.
4) Solar-powered flashlight.
5) Screen door on a submarine.
"Do you have any military experience?"
The Marine replied, "Why, yes! I've been in the Marines for a couple...
After ten years the job still sucks!
So the guy says louder, "I want a ceiling fan."
But the salesman says, "I told you, I'm all out of tunafish."
The guy frustrated, yells,...
