"Yes!" he says looking and sounding...
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and...
Clem: ''That's awful. What happened?''
Lem: ''Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it.''
Clem:...
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and...
9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, 'Get off my back, bitch!'
8. Your garbage can IS your 'in' box.
7. You wake up...
10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
She didn't even say...
"How many customers did you serve today?" the manager asked.
"One," replied the new guy.
"Only one?" said the boss. "How much was the sale?"
The salesman answered,...
2) Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
3) A book on how to read.
4) Solar-powered flashlight.
5) Screen door on a submarine.
"Do you have any military experience?"
The Marine replied, "Why, yes! I've been in the Marines for a couple...
After ten years the job still sucks!
So the guy says louder, "I want a ceiling fan."
But the salesman says, "I told you, I'm all out of tunafish."
The guy frustrated, yells,...
A: Fuck if I know
