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There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you like to add another?
F**k me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to have sex with me.
If you were a phaser, you'd be set on "stunning."
Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
I'd sure like to swab yer poop deck, lassie! Yar!
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me touch myself while I read Daredevil #181?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You must be from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see!
Every time you walk by there's a warp core breach in my pants.
Aren't ya wonderin' why they call me Long John? Yar!
I'm out hunting treasure, and I'm digging your chest! Yar!
You're the first woman I've been attracted to who wasn't wearing a Klingon costume.
I'm having a party, and your pants are invited to come down.
I need some help with my calculus. Can you integrate my natural log?
How about if I set my hook on "vibrate?" Yar!
