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Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo of a bunch of West Virginians?
A: Because everytime the photographer yells “Cheese!” they all line up!'
A: Because everytime the photographer yells “Cheese!” they all line up!'
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You might be a redneck if you drive a rusted out pickup, with a chrome balespike.
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A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.
"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama'...
"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama'...
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All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here:
1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know.
1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know.
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You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink."
And they say, "Go ahead!"
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If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.
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What's the state flower of West Virginia?
A satellite dish.
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1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
2) Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.
3) You go to your family reunion to pick up women.
4) Your richest...
2) Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan.
3) You go to your family reunion to pick up women.
4) Your richest...
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How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?
If she can run faster that her brothers.
If she can run faster that her brothers.
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Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle.
"Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them.
"Naw, it didn't. 'Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box."
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What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”
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Q: What is a double-wide salad?
A: It's for people who can't afford a house salad.
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How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow sat on him!
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You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.
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How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
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Q: Who has the right of way any time?
A: The car with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns don't kill people, I do."
A: The car with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns don't kill people, I do."
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