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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
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A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling ass around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?
It was daytime
It was daytime
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Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll?
A: No direction: roosters don't lay eggs.
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A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I...
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So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese. He catches one and puts it in his bag with the other geese. Just as he closes the bag, a Hunting Inspector walks up.
"Sir, can I please see that bag?" he asks. "Sure," says the hunter and...
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo together?
Giant holes all over Africa!
Giant holes all over Africa!
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If a rooster's on top of a barn door and lays an egg, does the egg fall on the north or the south side?
Roosters don't lay eggs, stupid!
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Two whales are swimming along one day, bored. One whale spots a ship and suggests to the other, "Hey, why don''t we swim under that boat, and spurt out water so it tips over?"
"Well," says the other whale, "I''ll give it a blow job, but I refuse to swallow any sea men!"
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Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their faces!
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Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?
A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.
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