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Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
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Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
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Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
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Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.
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Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.
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Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!
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Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”
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Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!
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Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
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Yo mama's legs are so big and hairy that when she walks down the street, it looks like two dogs fighting
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Yo mama's so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
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Yo Mama is so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!"
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"
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Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!
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Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
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